You, Me, & Everyone We Know

March 2011

19 posts

Mar 31, 201124 notes

Mar 31, 20116,034 notes

Mar 31, 20111,126 notes

Tricks

• mom: dad and i are getting divorced.
• me: WHAT??!!!!
• mom: AH-HAH! your phone DOES work!

Mar 30, 2011566 notes

“Listen here, you beautiful bitch, I’m about to fuck you up with some truth.” —Kenny Powers (via strawberrymilkshakes)

Mar 29, 20119 notes

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Mar 29, 2011197,116 notes

Mar 28, 201198 notes

Wedding Anniversary

• Me: It’s your wedding anniversary tomorrow, just thought I’d let you know.
• Dad: You are foolish, I would never forget…
• (10 minutes later)
• Dad: Is it really tomorrow?!!! What does your mum want? Ask her, but don’t make it look like I made you ask!!!
• (5 minutes later)
• Dad: Scrap that! Don’t ask your mum, she will know I sent you. Can’t you have some mother-daughter time and open the IKEA catalogue? Make her circle all cheap things she likes without mentioning me!!!
• Dad: Do it in the next hour. I will come to pick you up, we will go to IKEA to get all the things your mum has circled.

Mar 26, 2011461 notes

Mar 24, 201110 notes

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Mar 23, 2011230 notes

Mar 23, 201116,778 notes

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Mar 9, 20111,673 notes

Mar 9, 2011

Mar 9, 20115,985 notes